Spouse 1: Colin Humphreys

Fresh off of the Summer Fete Challenge, it’s time for the Boolprop Halloween Challenge.  This is a take off of the Black Widow Challenge.  So, welcome and enjoy.

We can’t have a murderous challenge without Ivory inserting herself into the deal.

It is no surprise that she decided on Sunset Valley to wreak havoc.

What she does not get is a huge pre-made house.  In fact, the builders just got done with her hovel on the hill.

Ivory:  Now, we need to find a man so I can finally live the life I deserve!

Ivory heads straight to Gobias Koffi since he’s a lot older than her (but not an elder) and single.  After chatting a bit, the game crashed.

Maybe we should switch to Ivory of the Sims 4 variety.  We will give Sims 3 one more chance.  I had to delete Sims 3 and re-download it and it still has issues.  Sims 4 it is.

Poor Ivory.  Now she has to find herself a man.  She is now in Del Sol Valley.  She did buy the premade house right next to the empty lot.  She is now gunning for an old man worth more than $20k.

Ivory Mist
Mansion Baron (good luck with that)
Evil, Romantic, Family-Oriented
Business Savvy

Ivory was not happy that she has met no one after almost half a day of looking.

Since we have chosen most of our mods to be of the food variety and she has to have the actual ingredients to cook them, Ivory fishes.  That is until her radar goes off.

Colin something-or-other Humphreys is an elder.  The first male elder she has seen so far.  All of the rest are old women.  She runs across the whole park to catch up to him.  She is pleased to see that he is a Community Gardener, which means he is level 10 gardening.  This helps her overall with her thoughts on a huge garden in the future.

The fastest way to become friends this early is by cloud/stargazing.

He runs off and Ivory has to pee, so she heads on home.  Right before heading inside, she calls up Colin and invites him over.

She didn’t have time to pee, but she4 does greet him and then heads inside.

Of course the welcome committee, consisting of one person, shows up.  Ivory is starving by this time and makes dinner for them all.

The first flirt Ivory does goes off without a hitch.  Not that she’s happy about this.

We locked in the first whim and then deleted the spend money one and then a new Colin (oh. em. gee).  Colin.  It just hit me and how ironic is this?

Ivory and Colin (Kahekili) together forever since 2013.

Ivory gets her first kiss with Colin and she’s a bit underwhelmed.

She fakes a smile and continues on with her seduction.

Auto-woohoo for the fail.

As you can tell by the differences in boobage, Ivory is now knocked up and a shotgun wedding is in her future.

They are not quite ready for marriage, but at least she stops to lock it in.

Even though he invited her out to the bar, they never actually make it inside.  There are rules that Ivory has to follow.

And she can’t marry Colin until both bars at 100%.  If you can squint, you can see that her romance bar is not actually maxed.  She has to woo that full and he can finally become Spouse 1.

He is homeless, but he brings in the same amount of cash that Ivory started with.

He joins the Gardening career.

Ivory wanted to get married, but she needed to meet one more person to invite.  She still only knows Colin and Venessa.  I went to check this guys name and he is nowhere to be found now.  Maybe he moved to Sunset Valley.

Finally the wedding.

Clara Bjergsen is the caterer.  She went a bit crazy with the cakes.

Ivory has a face of regrets…or it could be morning sickness.

Gold wedding.

The days pass and Ivory is bored.  She eats constantly.

Ivory:  Hey!  Famous hot guy!  HI!
Thorne:  Don’t even talk to me, peasant!

All they do is eat.  I lit the candles on all the cakes in hopes of saving them.  I can’t select them to put them in the fridge or in the inventories.

Time to plant all my custom veggies and fruits.

I may have left Ivory out too long and she peed herself.

After a shower, a nap and some food, Ivory finishes up while Colin is at work.

We get 10 points per level of job completed by the spouse.

+10 – level 2

Freaking Ivory finally goes into labor.

It’s a girl.  She is named Lana.

Ivory thought the best way to get out of this situation was to die.

But we weren’t going to let her off that easy.  This isn’t the Sliding Doors Challenge!

Have an affair with a Service Sim…hmm.  The firefighter on the left is a man and a service sim.

Colin had a hard day at work apparently.  He’s basically ignored.

Ivory makes Stu Surprise, her first dish (that doesn’t go up in flames).

She chats with Aarav (the firefighter).

Lana becomes a Clingy toddler.

There is ZERO Ivory in her.  She is all Colin.

She spends her time working on her skills.  The faster she grows, the better chance she has to live.

+10 – Level 3

I have new mods for highchairs and toddlers.  I will now use them since they can put her in and ignore her for a bit.

Movement skill time.

Finally getting some attention.

Bath time with mommy.  Colin is actually the bath giver 99% of the time.

+10 Level 4

She keeps going and going and going.

Poor baby passed out.

+10 – level 5.  He chose the path that had nothing to do with flowers.

Ivory tries her hand at candle making.

I then realized that they were on the LOOONG lifespan.  Fucking hell.  This is what happens when you don’t play for a year and forget what settings you have set.  Lana ages up since she maxed all her toddler skills.  I will change the lifespan when I reload the game.

After the game reload the next day, the lifespan changes and everyone’s ages should be normal.  Colin is 74 days old and Ivory will be an adult in 18 days.  Upon loading, the age change is too much for Ivory and she passes out.

Lana is now a child replica of her dad.  She is a Hot-headed.

Ivory, after a nice nap, invites Aarav over.  She realizes she needs to have this affair before Colin keels over.

Before we get to that, Ivory needs to show off how she completed the first milestone of her aspiration.

The 15 pieces of art were spider webs in the artwork area. They were bought and deleted. She then sold off all of her harvests instead of cooking with them. That and Colin’s 20k, paycheck and promotions, she bought a second bathroom, Lana’s room, and a basketball court out of the premade rooms. She also upgraded all the appliances in the kitchen. The house barely made it to $50k. So, now she is desperate for money.

They literally have no money.  No wonder she’s so tense.

Aavar was primed for romance.

She made sure that Colin and Lana was occupied elsewhere and made a bold move.

Maybe a huge bold move.

After fixing the broken toilet, Colin took a nice bath and then mopped the floor.

This is a smirk to show us that she is not knocked up.  Yes, we are going for the mini-challenge of all woohoo being a try for baby.

Bonus points for her being evil?

Venessa invited her over and finally Ivory said yes after weeks of ignoring her calls.

Ivory:  Let’s just hope we meet a man.

Then I realized that she literally lives across the street and we had no clue.

Ivory:  Well, you’re not a man yet, but I bet I can convince “someone” to turn aging on.

For anyone in there not in the know, this is one of my favorite Sims 4 sims and I have unplayed sims set to not age.

Found new maps and I love them.

Ivory heads out to find a man, but instead finds the observatory.

Heading away from that lot, she finds Mortimer Goth.  Since there is bonus points for fucking up marriages, Ivory has her sights locked on him.

Ivory:  Plus he has a mansion..and money.

Depressed in finding some asshole wearing his outfit, Mortimer runs home crying.

Ivory:  I’m so ready to upgrade houses.
Lana:  We can’t even afford to pay the bills, mom.

Ivory:  That will change soon.  Hopefully.

Realizing they have no power, Moritmer invites Ivory over to rub in his wealth.

Ivory:  I hope you’re home alone.
Mortimer:  Not quite.

Ivory starts off innocently and gets their friendship maxed.

Then she follows him upstairs and checks to see if romance works between them.  It does.

But there was a witness.  A very pissed off witness.

Ivory is very impressed with herself.

I literally had her queued up to flirt and exchange numbers.  They did this instead.

The pregnancy test was negative at least.  She runs down to Mortimer and asks him to be her boyfriend.  They spent a bit flirting and carrying on, but that shower woohoo got their bar really high.  

It doesn’t take long to break up the marriage.

We agreed to hang out with Wolfgang.

Stupid bags.  I had to Google what the hell this was.  Then I laughed.  It’s kind of adorable.  Ivory says hi and then heads back home.

The next day, Colin is finally going.

Lana:  Can’t you wait until I’m done with my homework?

Ivory:  Ohhh  booohooo!  Booohoooo!  (I hope that sounded convincing).

Ivory:  1 down, 9 to go.
Death:  I’ll keep track, you just kill them.
Ivory:  Hey, this one was natural!

The next day is Thanksgiving.  They cry through it all, but all tasks are done.

As soon as they finished their Grand Meal, Mortimer invited Ivory over.  She agreed and even gets Lana to come with.  

Ivory:  I think it’s about time for a house upgrade!